demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

slimeeeman:

I wish people would shut up about the ice challenge being ‘useless without doing any actual research.its raised $13.3 million dollars so far. Let people pour ice water on their heads omg

(via bewbin)

here-here-and-here:

man-breast:

lyrafay:

dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.

Life’s most important question yet. 

How did they get up there???? How will they get down????????

More like why his paws aren’t even making contact with Timon or Pumbaa but they’re somehow still swaying like he pushed them???

here-here-and-here:

man-breast:

lyrafay:

dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.

Life’s most important question yet. 

How did they get up there???? How will they get down????????

More like why his paws aren’t even making contact with Timon or Pumbaa but they’re somehow still swaying like he pushed them???

(via ruinedchildhood)

straightbacksnohangtime:

ashtonscolours:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

white people: made fun of on the internet

black people: profiled in real life and can be killed for looking out of place in a neighborhood

yeah i feel u it really does go both ways

Just because you believe one is worse doesn’t make it okay to do either

believe? where do personal beliefs come into play here. call me old fashioned but i’m pretty sure being murdered is still objectively worse than being made fun of.

(Source: safarifiesta, via deepfriedfeminism)